STUPID HEADLINES…..


339224Over the last year I have found some of our newspaper headlines stupid. Yesterday, I posted an article about a women who had died while in jail.

The headline: Authorities ID women found died in county jail.

As you read the article you learn that she had been in jail for 11 days.
So here is my first questions, she had been in jail 11 days and they just now ID her??????? Possible, perhaps, but unlikely. (There were No other articles within the last 11 days about this jail and/or having a Jane Doe.)

Perhaps the headline should have been: Authorities release name of woman who died in county jail.

So I went searching on the world wide web and found a list of some other funny/stupid headlines and thought I would share them with you.

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“Is There a Ring of Debris Around Uranus?”
“Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers”
“Milk Drinkers are Turning to Powder”
“Iraqi Head Seeks Arms”
“Panda Mating Fails, Veterinarian Takes Over”
“Child’s Stool Great for Use in Garden”
“Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead”
“Tiger Woods Plays With Own Balls, Nike Says”
“Kicking Baby Considered to be Healthy”
“Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges”
“Psychics Predict World Didn’t End Yesterday”
“Sun or Rain Expected Today, Dark Tonight”
“Statistics Show That Teen Pregnancy Drops off Significantly After Age 25”
“Bonnie Blows Clinton”
“Jane Fonda to Teens: Use Head to Avoid Pregnancy”
“Circumcisions Cause Crybabies”
“Clinton Apologizes to Syphilis Victims”
“Student Excited Dad Got Head Job”

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2 thoughts on “STUPID HEADLINES…..

    1. I like:”Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead” yes, I finding that the local paper can be very entertaining.

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