Now….. I’m stealing this idea from my buddy over at Crone and Bear It. The reason for this is I’m positive that MacGyver (hubby) is in cahoots with (her) Devoted Spouse! I’m totally convinced of this. The problem is, they have things reversed.
I want the light ON and she wants it OFF.
MacGyver hit’s the sack much earlier then I. We have a KING size bed in a very small room. The walk to my side of the room is not far. It is just treacherous! I have for years asked that he leave the T.V. on, with the volume OFF so a small amount of light would flicker and illuminate a safe passage way for me – or- the option of hauling me to the hospital so they can put me in some sort of cast or sling could occur, cuz I know my luck is running out! His choice!
Our bed, which I’m convinced is also out to get me, is just the right height that I hit my
keen knee or stub my toe every time I try to maneuver around it in the dark. I’m not the most graceful swan on the pond, so this occurs during the day as well as in the dark of night. But, I’m convinced that there might be some sort of conspiracy going on when it happens in the day. It just makes me feel better, since I can’t blame MacGyver for my daytime wounds…..
Anyway, I have reminded him of this, his nightly duty, several times this week…month….year’s and once again-no flickering-just snoring!
So tonight it would appear that I’m forced to retrieve the railroad lantern (thanks Billy Bob, and take note cuz a waxing could be in your future should you not follow the rules) from the porch to illuminate my passage to the safety of my side of the flannel sheets.
But, in the light of day, I shall rise up and commence WAXING!
It’s FRIDAY! Have a great week-end! Oh….two day’s of waxing that should work!
Let us all this day remember our past!